How many lines does a limerick have?
Correct answer: 5 lines
Laudy Miss Claudy
I remember this limerick from the "Andy Griffith Show".
There once was a deputy named Fife.
He carried a gun and a knife.
His gun is all dusty
And his knife is all rusty
'Cuz he never caught a crook in his life.
Player Elf Counsel
JezzerLX, Nor does it scan.
One I love is...
There was a young lady from Streatham
Said, Give me those bulbs, Jane, I'll set em.
Cried Jane in dismay, Bulbs did you say?
I thought they was onions. I've et em.
ReignReign
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus...
Player #15578212
Player #13131788, The boy stood on the burning deck
his feet were full of blisters.
when he jumped aloft
his pants flew off
and he had to wear his sister's.
Player #13131788
The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river
Player #8784512
Arohanui, It's Irish. The celts are a humorous bunch. Limerick is an area of Ireland.
Oi Doughnut
Davey Crockett
Went up in a rocket
The rocket went ‘bang’
His balls went ‘clang’
And he found his thing in his pocket
0nlythetruth
there was a young man called Wyatt
whose voice grew incredibly quiet
and then one day
it faded away
....
Ray Mission
There once was a girl named Bright
who moved with the speed of light
She went out one day,
In a relative way
And came back the previous night...
Yknip 7
There was a young lady named Harris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the bath salts she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be plaster of Paris!
Player #19578818
Laudy Miss Claudy, just saw that recently :-)
Player #19497896 Audrey
Player #8784512, I grew up in Limerick.
JR. Gee
interesting poem
Player #9914179
Ogden Nash wrote great limericks.
Player #9914179
as I was going up the stairs, I saw a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there again today I wish iwish he'd stay away!
Player #9679719
Laudy Miss Claudy, was on this morning on sundance network .