How many lines does a limerick have?
Correct answer: 5 lines
Laudy Miss Claudy
I remember this limerick from the "Andy Griffith Show".
There once was a deputy named Fife.
He carried a gun and a knife.
His gun is all dusty
And his knife is all rusty
'Cuz he never caught a crook in his life.
Player Elf Counsel
JezzerLX, Nor does it scan.
One I love is...
There was a young lady from Streatham
Said, Give me those bulbs, Jane, I'll set em.
Cried Jane in dismay, Bulbs did you say?
I thought they was onions. I've et em.
ReignReign
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus...
Player #15578212
Player #13131788, The boy stood on the burning deck
his feet were full of blisters.
when he jumped aloft
his pants flew off
and he had to wear his sister's.
Player #13131788
The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river
Player #8784512
Arohanui, It's Irish. The celts are a humorous bunch. Limerick is an area of Ireland.
Oi Doughnut
Davey Crockett
Went up in a rocket
The rocket went ‘bang’
His balls went ‘clang’
And he found his thing in his pocket
0nlythetruth
there was a young man called Wyatt
whose voice grew incredibly quiet
and then one day
it faded away
....
Yknip 7
There was a young lady named Harris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the bath salts she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be plaster of Paris!
Ray Mission
There once was a girl named Bright
who moved with the speed of light
She went out one day,
In a relative way
And came back the previous night...
Player #19578818
Laudy Miss Claudy, just saw that recently :-)
Player #19497896 Audrey
Player #8784512, I grew up in Limerick.
JR. Gee
interesting poem
Player #9914179
Ogden Nash wrote great limericks.
Player #9914179
as I was going up the stairs, I saw a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there again today I wish iwish he'd stay away!
Player #9679719
Laudy Miss Claudy, was on this morning on sundance network .