What is a mondegreen?
Correct answer: A mishearing
Timoteo
From Jimi Hendrix' Purple Haze... Excuse me while I kiss this guy... and CCR's There's a Bad Moon on the Right.
Chris
John Prine tell the story of a woman in his audience who asks him to sing the song about the ‘happy enchilada.’ John said he didn’t have a song about a happy enchilada. The woman insisted that he did. They finally discovered that the woman’s happy enchilada was actually, “a half an inch of water.”
Miss Sue
They're kinda funny when you realize that what you think you heard is way better than what the song writer wrote in the first place.
Larry
the ants are, my friends, blowing in the wind.
BlueEyedAlien
Timoteo, it’s “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
Pentatonic Patty
Just let me staple the vicar
toothless beachrat
Chris, he also has a song entitled "onomatopoeia"...
Gewane
My whole life, until recently, I always thought the Moody Blues song "Nights in White Satin" was "Knights in White Satin" which I still think is much better...
Stella
Timoteo, A bathroom on the right.
seanieG eire/kreta
Larry, Kate Bush Roland the bore
Beeba
"And Iran, Iran's so far away"
Beeba
"Lady, from the moment I saw you, standing, on your lawn" . Also
Larry
Gladly the cross-eyed bear
CoachBlank
TestyAlien3443, think you have your artists reversed...
TestyAlien3443
Manfred Mann 'Don't Bring Me Down'
"Groos" (made-up word) often heard/sung as "Bruce"
ELO 'Blinded By The Light'
"Wrecked up like a Deuce" often heard as "douche"