What is the Morris worm?
Correct answer: History’s first computer virus

Byrde Alpha Bitch
An experiment gone awry, the perfect first step into an interesting career. What better way to be the first in an area & be immortalized in a museum. Hoorah for chaos, anarchy & curiosity.

Miss Sue
Accident. My foot. Sounds like a line some sailor told his Mama.

TaeGuk Kweenie
So the inconsiderate, thoughtless, careless, selfish CRIMINAL goes on to profitable notoriety and gets Tenure. Explains the TENURE system. The Untouchables of Tenuredom then go on their merry way to do even more damage, systemical as well as personal - physically and mentally. And go plum bonkers. Leave it to America to idolize their criminal "greats" and dismiss their victims.