At what speed was the driver travelling when he received Britain's first speeding ticket?
Correct answer: 8 mph (12.9 kph)

Miss Sue
Maybe that's why people used to shout out "Get a horse! It's faster!

Miss Sue
Catwoman, Hazel did.

Catwoman
Who writes the explanations?

HanSolo
Mars V, what if your on a couple hour drive, you wanna walk fast the whole way...

Mars V
What’s the point of driving 2mph when you can walk much faster than that?