Which of these is a cryptid?

Snance, “Bigfoot” doesn’t run around - he rides on a rhinocerhorsapig. Thought everyone knew that.

I had two pet pygmy goats named chupa and cabra because it means goat sucker

Everywhere in the world has some kind of "Bigfoot " type creature running around. And most legends date back a long time ago. And after all that time, still no real evidence to confirm it's existence. I wonder why that is? Nothing spoils a good myth like the truth.

Now I know that chupacabra is a legendary creature