What is the small bag worn in the front by Scotsmen when they wear kilts?
Correct answer: Sporran

Miss Sue
O.K. then. They wear skirts and have purses. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

little b
i don't have a sporran

That Cøunt, Ray Bumpkin
Kiwozzie, not at all.

Kiwozzie
A wee bit chilly on windy wintry weather though!