What is a spoonerism?
Correct answer: Misspoken words

Player #25874027
Allegedly when speaking to one of his students he said to him “Sir , you have tasted two whole worms ! You have hissed all my mystery lessons ! You must leave Oxford by the town drain!”
Translation follows:
“ Sir , you have wasted two whole terms! You have missed all my history lessons!
You must leave Oxford by the down train!”

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